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[der Chef]

[size=12]Heaven is where:
the police are English,
the cooks are French,
the engineers are German,
the lovers are Italian,
and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where:
the police are German,
the cooks are English,
the engineers are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and everything is organized by the Italians.[/size]

[Pescarii]

For a short spoof.

Heaven is where:
The diplomats are French,
The dancers are Russian,
The prostitutes are Turkish,
The fishermen are Romanian,
The orators are Hungarian,
The soldiers are German.

Hell is where:
The diplomats are Russian,
The dancers are Romanian,
The prostitutes are German,
The fishermen are Hungarian,
The orators are Turkish,
The soldiers are French.

[mindfreak37f]

Where do the Americans fit in?? LOL